It occurred to me while writing this statement that anyone taking
the time to read a legal notice is probably the type of courteous
individual who will pay attention to its content and follow it's
teachings. The person who is going to do just what she or he pleases
most likely doesn't give two wet whistles what this piece has to
say and will pillage our site against the rules and copyright laws.
So with that in mind, thank you for reading our little privacy statement
and legal information, and continue being a good citizen.
THE ALMIGHTY LEGAL INFORMATION
- Ah, to be young and foolish. If you are, please don't hang
around the site.
right, kiddies, this goes out to you. A few years back, the Federal
Government kindly asked the states to make the legal drinking
age to 21 years old. This has to do with the federally funded
roads, something about irresponsibility. So anything related to
alcohol is intended for those people of age. Though we have a
prompt at the beginning that asks people their age, some people
lie. If you have done this, you are a liar. Please leave, we don't
take kindly to that kind of abuse of trust. For shame. The public
library will have more information on these laws, they will also
have information on your locally elected officials and state representatives
and how to contact them.
Hey parents and guardians, if you know an under age person that
has given us falsified information and is on our list, e-mail
us at starliquor.com and we'll take them off.
- What we want here is a clean site!
E-mails that we get are going to be posted on our message board
for the whole world to see. So, if you don't mind, please try
not to use all that foul language that you kids are into these
days. We don't use it and we don't want to read it.. If you feel
the need to swear, do it softly to your computer instead of typing
it. Or, keep a jar by your computer and any time you need to curse,
put a nickel in it. Soon enough you'll be able to buy that 1988
Chateau d' Yquem you've always wanted.
- We worked hard and had a lot of beers to make this site!
That's right, just like it takes a lot of whisky to make good
beer, it takes a lot of beer to make a good web site. This means
we really would not like it if other people started taking our
stuff and using it for their own nefarious deeds. We ask you,
yes you, to please not reproduce, copy, post, reuse, or modify
anything on this site without getting direct permission from Star
Liquor. In other words, you can play with our toys, just don't
take them home with you.
- It's been a while since our Civics class in High School,
but we still know the laws.
right, we all graduated from high school, no cracks from old teachers
please, so we know the laws of these here United States. Unfortunately,
thanks to the under funded public education system, we are unfamiliar
with the laws in other countries, please forgive us. Our site
does comply with the laws of our country, so we hope you understand
Don't go a drivin' and a drinkin' or a drinkin'
and a drivin'!
just a bad idea and you shouldn't do it. Plus, the less you
drive the better it is for the environment. Many cities have
what's called public transportation. If there isn't a bus running
at 2:00 A.M., try the local cab company, they would be happy
to give you a lift.
Well that about does it for the legal mumbo-jumbo, hope you
all enjoyed it and will have a good time at our site.
Stay tuned for the exciting Privacy Statement. It's sure to
keep you on the edge of your seat.
Here it is…What you've all been waiting for…It's
Star Liquor Privacy Statement!
It's times like these that make life worth while. You, me, a
bottle of wine, the roaring fire all around us. These are the
times when you tell me all about yourself. Your dreams and aspirations,
your innermost secrets (I wish you had told me about the pyromania
beforehand). This is the type of setting for intimacies, the
web is not, at least not for the vast majority of people.
- The information stops here!
On the Star Liquor web site, you may be asked some questions.
These questions will be found on our Guest Book page and will
be the basic "Name, Address, City, Etc…" Also, when you sign up
for contests and stuff like that you will be asked to fill in
the same kind of information. Fill these in if you want to, it
is entirely up to you. We here at Star Liquor will be the only
ones using this information, no one else. There will be no selling
of names to other groups. It stays here with us, safe and sound.
So don't worry about us giving information away. If you have entered
information about yourself and would like us to remove it from
our system, just e-mail us at starliquor.com and inform us that
you would like to be removed.
Solidarity Sisters and Brothers,
Liquor 1209 Williamson Street Madison, WI 53703
(608) 255-8041 Star E-mail
Hours: Monday - Saturday 9AM-9PM
Sunday 10AM-9PM • Sunday (January 1st - March 31st ) 10AM-6PM